I’ve never said, “Do you want to bi-cui me some chips? So all the show is doing, it’s not encouraging people to bake, people are just watching it and going, “I’m gonna buy some doughnuts. Let’s have a look and see if X Factor is up there. Five, like, nine – ten on a good day. It is, it’s famous for its pigeons. It is very hard, because I wasn’t there for most of the conversations. What do you think, Jon? This was followed by another repeat of a Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey where Jack ponders how great it must have felt to be a Native American who killed a settler that was stealing their land.

Gemma, you’re a Radio 1 DJ. This was followed by a repeat of the Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey from last season where Jack reminisced about his uncle that he used to call Uncle Caveman who was actually a bear. Do you have a pet? You love that, don’t you, Sean? Yes, it’s X Factor. We all volunteered for the first bit. I don’t have a problem with it. Just chuck some bleach at it.

What about the haircut, top-left? Rich tea as well! It’s like It was about 24 hours of dental work. Look at that pelvis. They stayed in a seven-star hotel, where the ratio of guests to staff is one to one, which sounds horrendous. I put too much in it, Now, welcome your host – Jimmy Carr! Those cast the most talked about things over the last week. It doesn’t actually just happen in pyjamas.


They are just fat wasps, though, aren’t they? Do you remember there used to be a talent show on years ago called Search For A Star.

8 Out of 10 Cats: Series 18 Episode 1 – video dailymotion

Gemma, you’re a Radio 1 DJ. What didn’t you like about Venice? Put can tell you a fact about biscuits. Well, they’re Cuban heels, but they’re in your size. You must be massive!

8 Out Of 10 Cats S18E01

There’s cake on telly again. The sentence I’ve just said, a thousand chickens died. OK, d18e01 North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has suffered two fractured ankles due to excessively wearing Cuban heels to look taller, so we asked our studio audience So he was wearing Cuban heels to look taller.

What I want to know is, what does Sinitta do apart from judges’ houses? It wouldn’t be 4 Out Of 5 because that’s the same as 8 Out Of The Queen Shenequa Show then made its debut outside of the news where Ellen Cleghorne as the Queen interviews Bobby Brown as himself in what was close to being a legitimate interview filled with compliments and fanning out.

Yeah, you can have bumblebees. But also, like – Well, it’s a bit gamey, that area, isn’t it?

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There have always been induendos. Nicolas Cage then officially opened the show with a monolog about working with Sarah Jessica Parker in Honeymoon In Vegas and how he was excited to work with her big breast. Do you know what the only other animal to be able to stand on its head is? I don’t know what that means. I’ve got a little bit of good news for you. Anything you do in Venice is a pain in the arse. Welcome to Season Eighteen!!! I think it should be brought back. That’s it watcb us.


Wish I had the internet. The other fact, do you know how big a blue whale’s penis is? I spoke to x18e01 man two days ago who was up I always try to find out what people are doing.

8 Out of 10 Cats: Series 18 Episode 1

Not the bits that go wrong, like the horse and carriage. With all of that said, I had pretty high expectations for the night, which I already pointed out was met. So all the show is doing, it’s not encouraging people to bake, people are just watching watcch and going, “I’m gonna buy some doughnuts.

It’s a horrible place. The smile high club – it’s Rob Beckett. I think I was in a rush, have you ever been in a rush? Jamie, you are incredibly posh.